new kennitala

I got here yesterday and I’m busy doing things like setting up bank accounts and looking at blonde women. It’s beautiful and green here and the air is clear. Also, it’s 70 degrees and sunny, which never happens, so people are closing up their shops and going to the beach.

More blonde women walk by...

So also I got an Icelandic SSN today. They call it a kennitala. They also implanted a chip behind my ear so they can track me everywhere I go. Also I went to the US Embassy and they got all suspicious on my ass.