smuggling electronics

I asked Lyle if he could help me smuggle some electronics into Iceland and this was his response:

"Sure, I'll strap a few fax machines under my jacket and bull-rush the TSA asshole at Logan. I'll line my crotch with Smith Corona Electronic Word Processors, anything it takes. I'll bring a crate of AOL CDs and see if I can get 'em started up in the old country. I have 2, 3 cell phones I can bring, too. Nice paperweights. Actually, I'm thinking of getting rid of this classic black computer desk. Perhaps we could sell it over there as some sort of unique retro american pressboard item."